Monsters
There are monsters living in my house (possibly, perhaps)
Monsters washing hands and then not turning off the taps
Monsters taking lego out, not putting it away
Monsters being cheeky and leading me astray.
There are monsters living in my house (possibly, I think)
Monsters causing chaos, and kicking up a stink
Monsters stealing single socks, losing books from school
Monsters just not caring when they break important rules.
There are monsters living in my house (possibly, perhaps)
Monsters using my best pens and not replacing caps
Monsters going to the loo, not flushing it all down
Monsters filling pockets with leaves they found in town.
There are monsters living in my house (possibly, I think)
Monsters marking tables with long forgotten drinks
Monsters hiding school shoes, making mornings stressy
Yes I think it’s monsters -
or maybe I’m just messy…